Hello, I am Vin Weasel not to be confused with Vin Diesel. I am way cooler and much better looking if I need to say so myself. I have seen his movies and Yes, he is slick, but I am way slicker. I can weasel into the smallest crack to escape danger and my feet have built-in trampolines. I am as fast as lightning and have the moves like no other varmint. In the weasel world I am the weasel and they don’t call me Vin Weasel for nothing. Catch me if you can. Maybe I could call my agent to see if he needs a stunt double or to replace him altogether. Vin Diesel has nothing on me.
I have a human mom and dad named Pam & Lee and a brother, well adopted brother named Sylvester and he is a cat.
A normal day for me is lounging in my loft that my Dad built for me. You can always find me kicked back in my hammock free of worries. Once in a while I slide down my tube to get a bit to eat and a drink, then it’s back up the tube to my loft for hours of sleepy time.
I know my Mom & Dad love me a lot. They feed me and let me weasel around the house to stretch. I am not too keen with the hugs and kisses, but I let them do it, because I love them too.
My brother on the other hand, I am not sure if he loves me or not, because when I am in my loft he stops by and tries to whack me with his paws through the cage, he doesn’t have claws on his front paws, so I guess that’s a good thing for me. Mommy is always saying that he is trying to eat me and sometimes I believe her when he traps me in a ‘kitty hold”. Other then that it’s pretty around cool here. I love my life and my family, but I have one more thing to do.
I am calling my agent as we speak. Move over Vin Diesel cuz Vin Weasel is coming to Hollywood